To Kachalov's Dog

Come, Jim, give me your paw for luck,
I swear I've never seen one like it.
Let's go, the two of us, and bark
Up at the moon when Nature's silent.
Come, Jim, give me your paw for luck.
Stop licking me, pet and please do
At least heed this advice I'm giving.
Of life you haven't got a clue,
You do not realise life is worth living.
Your master's kind, a man of note,
And visitors his home are thronging,
They all admire your velvet coat
Which smilingly they love to fondle.
You're devilish handsome for a dog,
So charming, trusting, unsuspicious,
Not asking if you may or not,
Like a drunken pal, you plaster kisses.
Dear Jim, I know a great variety
Of visitors of all sorts call,
But have you seen her here, the saddest
And the least talkative of all?
I'm sure she'll come here. In my absence
Please catch her eye. Go kiss her hand for me,
For all my heart or fancied errors asking
Forgiveness of her in humility.
1925
Come, Jim, give me your paw for luck,
I swear I've never seen one like it.
Let's go, the two of us, and bark
Up at the moon when Nature's silent.
Come, Jim, give me your paw for luck.
Stop licking me, pet and please do
At least heed this advice I'm giving.
Of life you haven't got a clue,
You do not realise life is worth living.
Your master's kind, a man of note,
And visitors his home are thronging,
They all admire your velvet coat
Which smilingly they love to fondle.
You're devilish handsome for a dog,
So charming, trusting, unsuspicious,
Not asking if you may or not,
Like a drunken pal, you plaster kisses.
Dear Jim, I know a great variety
Of visitors of all sorts call,
But have you seen her here, the saddest
And the least talkative of all?
I'm sure she'll come here. In my absence
Please catch her eye. Go kiss her hand for me,
For all my heart or fancied errors asking
Forgiveness of her in humility.
1925
